The Adventures of Bob the Zombie Chicken
The Blighted Isle is the starter zone for the Dark Elves, so I thought it was entirely appropriate to start the tour here. Unfortunately I was busy, so I got Bob the Chicken to stand in for me.
Bok Bok Bok, I am a Chicken.. Bok Yes I'm missing my stomach... I hate Goblins.....
Life is hard for a Chicken, Goblins keep trying to stick me in pots for soup...
Luckily I manged to disguise myself as a Guard to get away.
After escaping I met up with Mogrok the Chicken (Not related yet have the same surname. What a coincidence!).
We decided we needed some powerful gear, so we went and attacked the "JUMPING DEMON OF KHORNE WITH FLOPPY EARS"!
Unfortunately he escaped as he jumped away. Recovering from our injuries we headed to the nearest camp.
After healing and avoiding being put on a kebab, we headed off to do a Public quest. This one involved killing all the High Elves in the Area.
It became apparent that the Quest required us to get into the tower.
We stormed the tower door with all our might....
and thats the end of the tour. Bob was delicious... I mean he found the boss and killed him. The end.
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